I had to share this one with you all for Friday's Smiles, which you will find at A Stitch in Time - Annie's cheerful blog. It was on the front of my DH's birthday card from our daughter.
An Old Person's Guide to Text Speak
ATD - At the Doctors
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CRAFT - Can't Remember A Flippin' thing
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IMHO - Is My Hearing Aid On
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
WBGOMTM - Wheelie Bin Goes Out More Than Me
WMK - Where's My Keys
I bet you can all think of loads more to add to that shortlist. Come on, make your own list and share them with us all.